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27 February 2007

overheard

"Hey man, so did you hot-box your car before class today again?"

"Nah man, I'm taking the week off."

"Oh that's good. De-toxing?"

"Well it's funny that you'd say that because, as I was leaving the house today I remembered I had a vial of K left over from the weekend. Then I thought to myself, 'hmmm, I"ve never been to class on K before' so I gave it a try."

"What the--? You mean you're high on K right now?"

"Well yeeeah. It's not really a big deal or anything."

"You know it's cat tranquilzer, right? It's an incredibly strong drug!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's meant to disassociate you from you body."

"Well, class should be interesting then."

"Man, you're insane; here I was thinking I was living on the edge by bringing banana bread today!"

3 comments:

Erin said...

Oh, memories of high school, and sketchy kids on K.

Dallas said...

Yes, but instead of a kid, he was a 42-year-old mature student.

Erin said...

Oh my goodness.